News on the home front!
BURRITO

I finally took the burrito out of my car today. It was in there for over a month. A couple weeks ago I had decided that I wanted to go for the world record for the longest running 'burrito in a mini van' ever. But then today I realized that sometimes my goals seem so great and exciteing that I don't notice my tactics for achieving them might not be very practicle. I took that burrito out of the vanand I was going to throw it out but then I got a huge wave of attachment to it and so I was going to hide it in the bushes but then I wanted to take it home but I know if my roommates found it they wouldn't be as happy as I am so I put it right next to where I always lock my bike. 


2000-09-04 The saga of the Burrito Continues! First of all I had a dream this morning. I was standing in a room and a woman came in with a baby. It was a mutant baby but I thought it was adorable. It was inside a little egg and had 8 feathery legs like a spider and wrinkled fleshy hands like a monkeys paw. The woman let me hold it and then I gave it back to her because it had latched onto my shawl and wouldn't let go. She had to press some part of it's body to retract its legs. Then she put the thing on the ground and a puppy came in the room. The puppy started playing too hard and in a flash the baby had ripped away its whole body and resewed it so that it was just a puppy head on two little short puppy legs. I was shocked and disgusted. I didn't want the baby near me and the puppy looked sad too. Then it started coming toward me and I tried to stomp it until it was totally smushed. The woman looked at me and said you can't get rid of it that way. It just becomes a smaller version. She said if anyone in the room with me said the vowels EO the baby would kill that person by attacking its cells. The dream panned out to show a huge expanse of space looking down at the room we were in like a postcard, in it everyone was chanting EO like gyoto monks, the baby would attack and little x's would show up on the dead persons eyes. 

So anyways what this has to do with the burrito is see its symbolic because I went outside this morning and the styrofoam container it was in popped open like an egg hatching! There was the burrito for all to see. I was awed because I hadn't actually dared to open it and look at it because of the smell. It looked great like this but without the legs. 

Tonight I came home after a supurb Skozey show and someone had closed the container! They didn't throw it out they just reached down and closed the styrofoam back up. I am pleasantly pleased to know that some other person has enough affection for the burrito that they wouldn't actually want to throw it out. Welp, thats the up to date news on the burrito. I hope it never goes away. Tonight is the night it might be thrown away because it is trash night and its just right by the curb. I might have to go out and move it to a better spot like into this little section of our backyard that I really like.