CAMERADIAZ 2004-05-21 11:08:36 AM
THE MP3S ARE COOL. THIS LOOPING VOCAL T HING HAS CHRIS SIENKO ON IT DONT IT??

MOUNT NB 2004-02-27 12:38:04 AM
I long to hear thee

fecundfec 2003-05-17 02:41:32 PM
mtnb: blurring the line between band and cult

PLEASE help 2003-05-16 05:59:07 PM
8 Black cloaked steel willed death harbingers with black umbrellas screaming for 15 minutes or more. Electrical edge detection sounds, you see the black wall? if you could listen into the frequencies light makes bouncing off the black wall it would be mountNB. A long haired thick bearded man prowelled around the room. he has so much hair you can't see his face. a raven kills with screeches. everyone gets tied together with a long rope. more screams and more and more opening mouths as wide as a glacial valley. Everyne is screaming. out of the room and back in, there is a lone shaggy head woman laying on the stage with her flute and a man with a ruffled blouse laying on the floor with his trombone haunting sounds of the wind in a tunnel. more screaming. the 4 women pile on top of the shaggy head woman and scream and writhe. Someone gets a bottle from the closet. The black velvet ribbon lady spins first, the Bottle points to the man with the red lined head. He kisses!! someone is screaming. In shock shocked the black velvet ribbon lady gets on the ground and plays. No one notices so she belligerently yells "I'm dead I'm dead" until the small woman drags her around. Panties keep showing and the beautiful woman is helping to cover the panties of the dead velvet ribbon lady someone is screaming. someone is mad and saying people have died before. The man with the ruffled blouse plays dead too, for joy. they prop the velvet ribbon lady up by the side of the stage and the beautiful lady and the bearded man play some more electrocs and scream. Then they drag the dead back into the closet and its over. they want to die. they all want to die.

"the tsunami noizzze wave of terrror!!"

Leguminose 2003-05-11 02:12:43 PM
Crudose staffer y'all....Panties on the head, noise in the lungs. What is this all about if not Ugg? Perhaps lunar worms have a saying explaining and complaining about the swaying of....you! OK, this is llllater stuff, not for now. The world isn't ready....just yet!

halawa 2003-04-18 04:14:38 AM
maybe yes

Coochy chu 2003-04-17 09:11:06 AM
maybe no?

Choochy 2003-04-16 04:57:38 PM
too bad you all missed the last mountnb show
we played a whitehouse cd pretty loud and got 2 new members who smashed some shit they found in the alley, I think it was a curtian rod and some grills. I can't remember the names of the 2 new members, they were Paul's friends. Jake played his newly modded rapmaster2000 and a keyboard and I brought some radios and the laptop to play the whitehouse cd.
me and jake started cracking up when william bennett's voice came on but i don't think anyone else noticed. No one said anything about it so they probably thought we were spontaneous creationists (though later we got busted by an audience member who spied the whitehouse cd cover). Paul ran around the room with his horn and once I looked up and he was in the bathroom. he duck taped up his head, that flipper. I was feeling extremelly lazy and since the show was just around the corner from my house, I wore my sweatsuit and bathrobe. for the show I changed robes to this leather fringe cape I have and put panties over my head. huge panties i got at the dollar store a couple weeks ago. they are pretty sexy but they have some sort of girdle action going on and are so tight so I haven't worn them often. They are much more comfortable on my head. Jake wore his mammoth moss head and a nice white suit. i think if he makes a whole moss suit he can go into the forest camoflaged, everyone and the deers will think he is moss and then he can maybe grab a deer by the leg and cuddle it tight so it can't get away. These are the perks of a moss suit. Dana was animal girl. I thought for sure she was going to drag me around by the hair but instead she played some wild child flute.

We all pretty much fealt like we were cheating on spousal MountNB because of the high rate of absenteeism. Jake thought up another band name but I forget what and Dana wouldn't let us call it anything else because she said MountNB was already on the flier. i tried to get out of doing the show but then I fealt guilty. Jake tried to get out of it too but Paul will play any show you ask him to, seems like. Even if he says no initially.

Anyways, we all feel sort of ashamed for playing the show, except maybe Dana. I don't think she feels ashamed at all.

We recorded it, but maybe we feel too wierd to call it mountNB?? We could sell a bootleg whitehouse cd?